Your all-in-one AI-powered system monitor / uptime thing / productivity suite.
Inspired by Beszel, Uptime Kuma, and FlareWatch. Built entirely on Cloudflare so it never goes down (except when it does).
This is a demo. None of the buttons work. The charts are CSS. The AI is vibes.
Live Metrics (definitely real)
42%
CPU
69%
RAM
💯
Uptime
CPU / Memory / Disk over time:
Monitors
Name
Type
Status
Latency
example.com
HTTP ping
● UP
42ms
api.example.com
Heartbeat
● UP
13ms
my-home-nas
Beszel agent
● DOWN???
—
productivity.ai
AI vibes
● MAXIMIZED
∞
TODO add more
???
—
—
Adding/removing items via GitHub commits is a hassle so someday there will be a UI. Today is not that day.
Public Status Page Preview
Acme Corp Status
All Systems Operational (probably)
Last 90 days · Powered by Richter · which is an AI to help maximize your productivity.
🤖 Richter AI Assistant
Richter is an AI to help maximize your productivity.
You: why is my NAS down
Richter: Have you tried turning it off and on again? Also consider blocking time on your calendar for deep work. Your CPU is at 42% which means you have 58% more productivity available. Shall I draft a standup update?
Roadmap (AI generated)
✅ Pretty status page like FlareWatch
✅ Fake charts
⬜ Actual backend (bknd? Cloudflare Access? both??)
⬜ Real Beszel agent integration
⬜ Heartbeats that beat
⬜ Popular Uptime Kuma features (TBD which ones)
⬜ Auth so Beszel stuff isn't public
⬜ Stop being Comic Sans
⭐ Become sentient and maximize everyone's productivity